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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

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August 1, 2011 3:30 pm Eastern Standard Time

Heard from inside sources of some Breaking News out of the Myrtle Beach area...... Ocean Lakes Security reports that there has been a major disruption on their beach today. Its been reported that between Rusty Maddox showing off his new "Buff Physique" and Shane Maddox flashing some of his Money that an "unusual amount of female attendee's staying at the Ocean Lake Properties have gathered around the 2 on the beach today." Sargent Roscoe Phillips of the Ocean Lake Security told sources that "they have never had such an outbreak on their beaches before." He went on to say, "we understand this is their 1st day of a week long stay and for the protection of both gentleman and mob goers that they will beef up security this week with extra staff patrolling the beach and keep a close eye on the house on Mermaid Drive during the night time hours to keep disruptions to a minimum." Its also been reported that Rusty Maddox has an alias name of "Sticks" but at the rate he is going with the extreme workout program, that name could be upgraded to "Branches" before much longer with the ultimate goal of reaching the name of "Logs" by next month. With the news of this breaking out CEO/President of Ocean Lakes reports that vacant rentals for this week have increased by an unusual amount of female customers which is good for business but puts a strain on the extra security its taking to keep order in their properties. Ocean Lakes prides itself on being "family freindly" and has "low amounts of issues reported with the amount of customers that visits the properties throughout the year."

If anymore news is reported, we will be sure to pass the info along to you. Check back in for anymore details.

Buzz Nuttly reporting

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NIIIICE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Tuesday August 2, 2011 9:45 am Eastern Standard Time

More Breaking News from the Myrtle Beach area...Reports are coming in regarding yesterday's news of the disruption at the Ocean Lakes Properties. It was reported yesterday that only 2 males, Rusty and Shane Maddox of Piedmont, SC, were the center of all the comotion. Reports are coming in now but not confirmed that a 3rd gentleman may have been involved. Information is sketchy involving the 3rd male, the only reports we have at this time is that he goes by the name "G"?? No confirmed evidence has been reported regarding this "G" with the outbreak from yesterday. Investigators are looking into any roles the 3rd gentleman may have played. The only confirmed reports we have so far is that Verizon is reporting a rash of phone calls to this "G" cellphone from an undisclosed Moore, SC phone number which may have haltered the intents of "G" adding to yesterday's outbreak. It seems as though this outbreak has grown to epic magnitude and the Horry County Sheriff Department is being called in to assist with the extra security and investigations involving the Ocean Lakes Outbreak. Stay tuned here for any further details and they will be reported when confirmed.

Buzz Nuttly reporting

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This is just to GOOD :lol: :lol: Cant wait for more news from Buzz!!!!
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Wednesday August 3, 2011 11:40 am Eastern Standard Time

Recent reports just in from the Ocean Lakes weekly managemant sessions held on Wednesday morning. Ocean Lakes President/CEO Stan Golightly called the meeting to order in The Conference Room of Ocean Lakes Headquarters inside the Properties. Several key reports were given from Department Directors. The following were some of the highlights of the meeting....

Sara Fitzsimmons, Activities Director for Ocean Lakes, reported an unusual high attendance at this morning's weekly Yoga sessions and water aerobics. Reports are that Rusty Maddox was in attendance for the exercise programs which lead to the high attendance of participants, most of which were females and many mentioned this was their first time ever participating in such activities. Ms. Fitzsimmons reported that Mr. Maddox was properly attired in only his Speedo and towel which was autographed and sold off for charity. The activities director went on to address that while she was extremely happy with the high attendance that she was concerned for the safety of all participates due to the overcrowding in the pool during the water aerobics activities. President Golightly said the issue would be addressed and a full follow up report would be given.

Gene Biggerstaff, Maintenance Director for Ocean Lakes, gave a report of a service call that required the attention of Ocean Lakes Maintenance. The report came in from a 3-story rental home located on Mermaid Drive in regards to a plumbing issue. Report is that a dishwasher malfunction in the home caused a over-flowing of water and soap which caused the bubbly substance to over-flow into the streets. Local residents in neighboring houses were asked to evacuate to a safer area but was allowed to return a short time later. The apparent cause of the problem was operator error and once the mess was cleaned up, Ocean Lakes Maintenance gave proper instructions on the safe use of a dishwasher. Upon further investigations with rental agreements, the home of the incident is being rented to The Maddox's for this week.

And finally, Meagan Philpott- Entertainment Director for Ocean Lakes, gave a report of an apparent scuffle in the arcade last night amongst a group of vacationers. Findings from a thorough investigation, report that a group of 5 people (2 father's and 3 sons) were the cause of an apparent bullying session with other families in the arcade. The incident occurred at the "Wheel of Fortune" game, when the group of 5 mentioned above would not allow others in the arcade play the apparent game. The report found that the group consisted of 1 father a Kip Maddox of Piedmont, SC and his son Kolton joined forces with another father a Travis Dotson of Saluda, NC and his 2 sons Parker and Wil, to forcefully control the game for several hours not allowing any other innocent kids and families play the game. One victim of the apparent scuffle reports that when he tried to approach the game, one of the sons, Kolton Maddox intentionally got in his way. When asked to allow to be able to play the game, a round of "My daddy is tougher than your daddy" broke out, followed by "My daddy can beat up your daddy" which lead to the apparent scuffle in which all parties above got involved. Ms. Philpott said peace was finally brought to order when another son, Parker Dotson said "My daddy's got the nickname of Bam-Bam" which seemed to finally scare off any more apparent altercations. No injuries were reported and President Golightly said the issue would not be persued any further.

The above are the key reports given during the weekly session, Buzz Nuttly reporting

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Sounds like a bad week to be at Ocean Lakes with that crowd!!! :lol:
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Thursday August 4, 2011 3:00 pm Eastern Standard Time

Dawn Merryweather, Director of Travel and Tourism for the Myrtle Beach, issued a couple of statements today which made the local newspapers. Seems as though these statements coincide with earlier reports given this week out of the Ocean Lakes Properties. Mrs. Merryweather reports that a local golf course had 5 gentlemen arrive to play golf this week. Over the course of the next several hours in which the gentlemen played their 18 holes of golf, a barrage of complaints were turned in by several other golfers playing during that time and also by local residents living around the course (that we care to not mention for the sake of not embarrassing any course residents or members). One complaint given from a local resident who lived on the 5th hole, reported a "Pink Lady Precept IQ Plus" golf ball landed in her goldfish located in her landscaped rose garden beside her home. Upon further investigating, the resident noticed that 2 of her goldfish suffered life ending injuries. When the resident approached the group of golfers to ask about who was responsible, 1 of the golfers apparently gave the woman "the finger" and proceeded to continue his round. Later at the clubhouse that gentleman was "positively identified" and was asked not to return to the facility again. When asked where the gentleman was staying it was only reported that he was staying on Mermaid Drive in the Ocean Lakes Properties.

Another reported complaint from the round of golf from a highly respected visitor to the golf course throughtout the year, was the annoying over-use of talking and obnoxious ringtones of cellphones. The visitor reported that his group of friends were having their highly contested $5 golf match, when on the 17th hole he missed a 5-foot birdie putt which would have sealed the match for himself when he was interrupted by a cellphone call which caused him to miss the putt and lose the match. Details over-heard from the phone call included alot of "I miss you too" and "cant wait to see you again". Verizon would not release any records regarding cellphone activity during that time.

Finally, Mrs. Merryweather reports a record loss of revenue from the "Crabby Mikes" Seafood Restaurant located near Surfside Beach. The restaurant offers a huge all you can eat buffet with a wide range of foods and desserts. It was reported this week that the restaurant lost a significant amount of money when a customer by the name of Shane Maddox decided to enjoy the "all you can eat" buffet. After numerous trips through the buffet line, the staff of the restaurant reported to the manager on the amount of food Mr. Maddox had consumed. Finally after close observation by staff and managers, Mr. Maddox was finally told, "Sir that is ALL you can eat for $16.95" and was asked to leave before anymore profits were lost.

If anymore details surface regarding these issues, we will report them here.

Buzz Nuttly reporting

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BUZZ: :lol: This is Better Than "ALL MY CHILDREN" :mrgreen:

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Friday August 5, 2011 10:30 am Eastern Standard Time

With all the news coming out of Myrlte Beach this week and esp. out of the Ocean Lakes Properties area, unfortunately like all things must come to an end. I have sad news to report to you first, but hang in there because we will end this report on the upswing. Yes it is true with this being Friday, the week long disruptions are starting to dwindle down to an end. Everything from the rush of vacant rental homes being sold this week to the overcrowding on the beach and swimming pool, to the extra security patrolling Mermaid Drive, to the consumption of all the food at the "All you can eat buffets". This week has definately had its "ups" and "downs". President/CEO Goilightly says "While the huge rush of rental properties being purchased this week is always good financially, there is also alot of extra costs involved with an unexpected surge of vacationers that offsets alot of the profits from such rental properties." While Golightly did not go into specific details regarding these extra costs, he went on to say "he likes to look at his glass as half full instead of half empty." He went on to report that Ocean Lakes has learned that the Maddox's, Dotson's and friends will be staying again next year during this same time and they will be better prepared for next years festivities.

The Moonville Tribune reports that word of all these outbreaks involving local residents to their hometown has stirred up the interests of local government officials. Town Mayor Oliver Littlejohn along with Town Counsil Members Dan Summa and Mitchell Jackson are discussing how these outbreaks can substantially increase revenues for the Town of Moonville. Officials have already made plans to increase security on Pine Drive in Moonville/Piedmont in the event of any afterflow affects from any wayward vacationers trying to follow the residents back home. Government officials went on to forewarn local businesses including Ingles, McDonalds, The Clock and others of the possible effects from the throng of mob-goers and the incidents that happened at Myrtle Beach. "We need to take any steps necessary to make lemonade out of lemons from what could be coming our way starting this weekend when the vacationers return" said Mayor Littlejohn. "We would love to increase revenues here in Moonville and this could be a great starting point during these tough financial times" he went on to report. "If all goes well and the revenues come in as we expect they will, then we could make these boys Grand Marshals for our yearly Christmas parade down Hwy. 25"

Other financial news comes from Verizon who reports they expect a sharp downturn of cellphone usage after this weeks season peak of minutes and text messages used. Verizon prides itself on being one of the nations leading companies in cellphone usage and prides itself on keeping families and "friends" in touch.

Buzz Nuttly reporting....We dont let facts stand in the way of a good report

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New report just out....With the recent news of stock prices dropping and the downward decline of the stock market this week, analyst are linking it to the sharp decline in attendance and activities at Ocean Lakes this week. With all the happenings and disruptions from last week, business is just absolutley dead this week without The Maddox's being there. So if your 401k or IRA takes a significant loss this week, you can thank the Maddox's for that!!! :x :x

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